i’m going to be the most put together girlfriend ever i’m going to talk to my boy like don’t forget to pick up milk did you take your vitamins we have a yoga class at five have you killed king duncan yet
Me: Where should I apply my perfume?
Coco Chanel: A woman should wear perfume wherever she wants to be kissed
shakespeare’s characters are more or less equally divided between “DO IT FOR THE VINE” and “YOU HAD ONE JOB”
when you go to kill a bug and someone says “no stop it has feelings too!!!”
first day of school outfit ideas:
- glue a bunch of swarovski crystals all over my body