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I'm Lily and I say stuff.


i’m going to be the most put together girlfriend ever i’m going to talk to my boy like don’t forget to pick up milk did you take your vitamins we have a yoga class at five have you killed king duncan yet

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Me: Where should I apply my perfume?

Coco Chanel: A woman should wear perfume wherever she wants to be kissed



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Can I have a source???

the mirror 


shakespeare’s characters are more or less equally divided between “DO IT FOR THE VINE” and “YOU HAD ONE JOB”

(via genericbanana)


when you go to kill a bug and someone says “no stop it has feelings too!!!”

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first day of school outfit ideas:

  • glue a bunch of swarovski crystals all over my body

(via hedlunds)

And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard.
"what’s your sexual orientation"



(Source: redriyo, via thegreatpeanutshellingcaper)

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